Inappropriate Words

I have a problem!! Yes, people, I have a big problem. They say the first step to recovery is realizing you have a problem. So, I'm coming out to all 3 of my readers. I have a foul mouth!! Foul, foul, foul!!! I use words like....

Heifer
Douche Bag
Cocksucker
How do I put this word delicately...C U Next Tuesday
Fuck
(Mother) Fuckers
Sons a Bitches
etc...

So, here is my plan...I am leaving for vacation tomorrow and I am going to try and lay off the first 4 words on my list while I am away. Then, hopefully I can ween myself off the rest of these words and use them sparingly. I can do this!! I majored in English for fuck sake!! (remember this foul fast starts tomorrow, well maybe not tomorrow, but the day after)

Good luck to me!!

State of Preparedness

The panic is now starting to set in. I leave for Greece in a few days and I am starting to freak outa bit. I always get a little panicky before a trip and this is the point where I start to get tripped out. Here are my worries...

• Leaving my house for the exended amount of time
• Leaving my 18 year old cat by himself
• The long trip

Let's address these concerns one at a time. Ok, I do not live alone, but I live with my brother who doesn't take care of shit!!! Last year when I came home from my trip, he didn't cut the grass the whole time, didn't pay any bills and didn't do anything around the house. I came back to a complete fucking mess!!

Next, my "old man." He's a poor guy that needs a bit of attention. God knows my brother won't even look at him, so I've enlisted the help of a friend to come by every 2 days and make sure he's alive, feed him, clean his litter and play with him a bit!!

Next it's always a bit nerve-racking to be gone for so long, and to be taking such a long trip. But I have to keep concentrated on the reward of seeing my parents and lounging on the beach for the next few weeks.

Good times...

There must be something in the water...

In the last 3 or 4 months, I have had pregnancy news from several of my friends...
Congrats to the gals!!


Meg baby #2
Cheryl baby #1
Heather baby #1
Georgia baby #1
Jodie baby #2

P.S. (Mental Note) Stay away from the water...unless well, you know...

Adios Amigos...

So, finally, I am confirmed!! August 21 to September 17. I am officially on my way to Greece for 4 weeks!! WOOOHOO!! I can smell the sea air already. Lazy days lounging on the beach and cool evenings sipping whiskey!!