Back from Outer Space

Yes, people I am back for your entertaining pleasure. I am not at all very coherent at this point as I am still quite jet lagged, but I am here to update you all on my recent European adventure. First and foremost, as per my last blog, I have cut down on my use of profanity, immensely! It helps being away from work!

My vacation went very well!! I didn't do a whole lot, just hung out with the family and went to the beach. My mother did a bit of corruption, as if I wasn't corrupt enough, she took me on some fig and orange "acquiring" adventures. (Videos below!) We raided fig and orange trees on other people's property. Of course, my mother knows these people and they don't mind if we help ourselves the a few pieces of fruit! Other than that, my vacation went smoothly.

There are some observations that I made while I was over there, and made note of that I will comment on in future blogs. So stay tuned!!