Monday, August 20, 2007

Inappropriate Words

I have a problem!! Yes, people, I have a big problem. They say the first step to recovery is realizing you have a problem. So, I'm coming out to all 3 of my readers. I have a foul mouth!! Foul, foul, foul!!! I use words like....

Heifer
Douche Bag
Cocksucker
How do I put this word delicately...C U Next Tuesday
Fuck
(Mother) Fuckers
Sons a Bitches
etc...

So, here is my plan...I am leaving for vacation tomorrow and I am going to try and lay off the first 4 words on my list while I am away. Then, hopefully I can ween myself off the rest of these words and use them sparingly. I can do this!! I majored in English for fuck sake!! (remember this foul fast starts tomorrow, well maybe not tomorrow, but the day after)

Good luck to me!!

1 comment:

Christy said...

Yes, I hope you will make progress on the No-No words, because these words do not a lady make. ;)

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